• Mom: what did you learn in school today?
  • Me: that I hate everyone even more than I thought.

slapping:

things we said in school

  • i’m tired
  • i’m hungry
  • i don’t get it
  • i’m cold
  • what time is it?
  • i wanna go home

(Source: slapping, via haters-gonna-wait-what)

eclecticpandas:

reasons to date me:

  • i’m single

(via crappybird)

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

(via erotic-hearts)

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